Funny Teacher Joke - What Your Mother Calls Your Father
A teacher decides to tease the students with a taste test. She gives them candy and tells them if it tastes like grape then write blue. If it tastes like cherry write down red, and if it tastes like lemon white down yellow. But she fools them by giving them honey flavored candy. The students look confused so the teacher gives them a hint, "sometimes it's what your mother calls your father." So a student yells out, " SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, THEY'RE A**HOLES!!!!!"