Posted on : Sunday, April 04, 2010 | In : ,
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, "I think he said; Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!"
The teachers passes out, Little Johnny strikes again!