Burglar Joke - Jesus is watching!


Posted on : Saturday, March 13, 2010 | In :

Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching!" Silence returned to the house so the burglar crept forward. "Jesus is watching!" the voice boomed again. The robber stopped dead in his tracks and looked all around. He spotted a parrot in a cage.

"Was that you?" asked the burglar?
"Yes," answered the parrot.
The criminal sighed in relief and asked, "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

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