Funny Joke - If your a bad model...?


Posted on : Thursday, February 04, 2010 | In :

10. You went nuts on the Halloween candy and ballooned to a size 4
9. The guy doing your make-up asks how the fight with Tyson went
8. You're still working on memorizing the word "cheese"
7. Whenever you vogue down a catwalk, it sags and creaks ominously
6. While you're modeling, you notice photographers taking pictures of
each other
5. Instead of DeNiro, you're dating DeLuise
4. Only magazine cover you've ever appeared on: "Ugly Short Guy"
3. Your preferred method of getting down runway: rolling
2. Your *** and a Ford Taurus are roughly the same size
1. Your beauty mark is just spaghetti sauce

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