"I've just had the most awful time," said little Harry to little Davey.
"First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy."

"Wow! How did you pull through?" asked Davey
Harry: "Not so well, I think. It sure was the toughest spelling test I ever had!"