On the teacher’s birthday, the students brought gifts for her. The florist’s daughter brought a bouquet of roses and the candy storeowner’s son gave the teacher a box of candies. The liquor storeowner’s son brought a big and heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she asked
.“No,” the boy replied.
“Champagne?”
“No.”
“I give up,” the teacher said. “What it is?
”“It’s a puppy!” the boy replied happily.