Rahul was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Doctor, Lawyer, fireman, policeman, salesman, shipper, captain of the industry etc, but Rahul was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“ My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is good he will go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Rahul aside to ask him if that was really true.”No”, said Rahul,” He plays cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say”