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7 Sorriest Looking Wet Kitty Cats

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2010 Krispy Kreme Lingerie Calendar Models

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I Know you've been waiting for your

2010 Krispy Kreme Lingerie Calendar.

AND HERE IT IS !!!!!!

A Football to the Nuts Never Looked So Painful

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You just know what’s going to happen. You know that as he looks through the camera he knows he’s about to be in serious pain, and because of this unique first person perspective, you’re going to feel it too. Don’t tell me you didn’t wince. Not even a little?

Funny Joke - The Pessimist

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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.

He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.

The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"
I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim.

This Guy Hates a Lot of Things

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Funny Pictures of Easter Bunny

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Easter Pizza

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30 Extremely Wrinkly Doggies

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Argument Between American & Chinese

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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,

"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

RC Car + Bottles = Mario. Wait, what?

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Radio controlled car plus lots of wine bottle = the Mario theme tune. Don’t you wish you thought of this?

Funny Pictures - Part 9

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Children Humor Pictures - Part 1

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How Not To Handle A Baby

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Funny Joke - Little Johnny strikes again!

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.

She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"

The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said, "I think he said; Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!"

The teachers passes out, Little Johnny strikes again!

Hard Boiled Truth – The Easter Bunny Eggsposed (Video)

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The Easter Bunny is exposed as a chain-smoking, alcoholic, porn-addicted "shell" of an icon who peddles products of cruelty for the egg industry.

Best Drunk Prank Ever!

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13 shots + 3 asshole friends + 1 inflatable raft + 1 duck pond =

Funny Pictures - Part 8

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Cute Pets, Animal Humor Pictures - Part 4

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Seasonal Humor - Eggcellent Day

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Hope you all have an

Eggcellent Day!

Funny Blonde Joke - Sore Throat

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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide."

"I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."

4 years old kid lipising to Mika - A Cute & Funny Video

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4 years old kid lipising to Mika - A Cute & Funny Video

Playing Song in An Empty School

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Student Ben Meyer uses the sound from an empty school, from his locker to railings and gym equipment to create this awesome track.

Google Maps is Now Available to Print as Envelopes

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Excavator Driver took his Revenge

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Excavator Driver took his Revenge

Jennifer Aniston's Ass Grabbed by Gerard Butler - Funny Celebrity Picture

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Jennifer Aniston's Ass Grabbed by Gerard Butler - Funny Celebrity Picture

Most Popular Posts for The Month of February & March 2010

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February 2010

March 2010

A Lame Question, How to tag people in the Facebook Wall Post

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A Lame Question, How to tag people in the Facebook Wall Post. The mystery is finally solved.

Usuccessful Soft Drink Salesman - Funny Joke

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A disappointed soft drink salesman returned from his Middle East assignment. His boss asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very sure to make a good sales pitch as our product was
virtually unknown there. I didn't know to speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the message through 3 posters. My first poster
was a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our soft drink and third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the boss.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic but I didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left."

Mission Impossible Cats

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Crack This Code - Thirteen Thirteen Thirteen Thirteen Thirteen Thirteen

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Communicate With Animals with Help of Google Translate App

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Snow Driving Fail

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NSFW - The Meaning of the word Fuck!

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Animal Humor Pictures - Part 3

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Body Part Tattoo

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Body Part Tattoo, A great way to confuse others.

Having Fun at Tomato Festival!

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Having Fun at Tomato Festival!

Snake Massage with a Python - Very Relaxing

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Carly Shutes, an employee from "Chessington world of adventures" enjoys a python
massage during the launch of the theme park's new area, Wild Asia

Check The Water before Diving

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Excuse Me! Can I Park Here?

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Excuse Me! Can I Park Here?

These Girls Refused to Show their Tits Chatroulette , Poor Bird

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This is Part 2 of How to make a Girl show her Tits on Chatroulette

These Girls Refused to Show their Tits Chatroulette, Poor Bird. These girls could have saved the bird.

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If You Don't Succeed at First, Lower Your Expectations

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If You Don't Succeed at First, Lower Your Expectations. A Cute & Funny Picture

Funny Face Expression of Barak Obama

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Funny Face Expression of Barak Obama

Ideal Life VS Weekend Life

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Ideal Life VS Weekend Life explained in a Funny way.

Cat Listening to Music - Animal Humor

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April Fool Day Prank - The Mean Bunny

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Funny April Fool Pranks for Your Room Mate

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Funny Pictures - Part 7

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Funny Laughing Buddha Tattoo

Creativity with Toilet Seat.

I Can really Smell Curry.

Fun with Bread, Jam and Knives

Funny Picture of Man After Makeup.

Man Dressed Like a Girl. A great way to play with Public's Mind

Do It Yourself - I Fixed it.

Crazy Piercing on Man's Face

A Note from Robin to Batman

Not Happy with His Neighbours

Two Cats Chatting on Chatroulette - Funny & Cute Cat Picture

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Two Cats Chatting on Chatroulette - Funny & Cute Cat Picture

Chatroulette is not only for Humans, Cute Cats also chat online.

80 Wedding Guests Fall Into The Lake - Funny Moment

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During a wedding party in South Africa 80 guests gathered their for family picture and fall into the lake.

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My Parrot's Poop is Between Me, Him and God - Funny Yahoo Answers

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My Parrot's Poop is Between Me, Him and God - Funny Yahoo Answers

I understand this man is worried about his parrot's Health but Eating Parrot's Poop. Ewwwwwwwwww....

Honey, I am watching TV - Funny Video of a Guy at the Bar

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A Girls calls his Boyfriend, who is drinking at the bar, but is suppose to be sick at home. Watch this Hilarious Video and see what happens.

Needs to Reintroduce Excitement in Sex Life - Funny Adult Joke

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A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce excitement, guilt and so on into the process.

He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan.
"Well," he says to the doctor "A week ago, I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. I sped home and I skidded all the way up the driveway. I slammed open the door, charged into the house and found Sheila in the living room. I stripped her naked and we went to it on the coffee table."

"And did you enjoy it?" asked the doctor enthusiastically.

"Well," says the guy slowly and thoughtfully, "somewhat, but the Bible group was kind of surprised."

Some Funny Chatroulette Moments

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Some Funny Chatroulette Moments

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Sometimes Fat Girls Make Their Friends Look Hot

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Sometime Fat Girls Make Their Friends Look Hot

American Flag in Eyes

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American Flag in Eyes

She Love America

Top 100 funniest one-liners

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1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
12 War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
13 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
14 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
15 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
16 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
17 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
18 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
19 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
20 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
21 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
22 I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
23 If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
24 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
25 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
26 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
27 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
28 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
29 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
30 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
31 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
32 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
33 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
34 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
35 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
36 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
37 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
38 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
39 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
40 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
41 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
42 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
43 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
44 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
45 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
46 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
47 I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
48 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
49 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
50 Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
51 The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
52 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
53 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
54 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
55 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
56 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
57 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
58 It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
59 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
60 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
61 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
62 Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
63 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
64 A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
65 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
66 I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
67 Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
68 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
69 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
70 You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
71 I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
72 A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
73 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
74 Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
75 Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
76 There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
77 I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
78 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
79 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
80 I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
81 If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
82 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
83 When in doubt, mumble.
84 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
85 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
86 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
87 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
88 A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
89 Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
90 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
91 Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
92 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
93 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
94 Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
95 Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
96 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
97 If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
98 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
99 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
100 Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

Note to Self: Tighten Wheel Nuts Next Time

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Note to Self: Tighten Wheel Nuts Next Time

Katana Epic Fail

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Katana Epic Fail

Maybe they should lower the price a little

Offensive 8-year-old Boy on Chatroulette

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Neighbor House is NOT Armed!

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Neighbor wants to BAN Guns. Their house is not Armed!
A sign installed by a unhappy Neighbor.

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This Indian Man is Proud of His Beard

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This Indian Man is Proud of His Beard

Next Time You Try To Look Sexy, Flush The Toilet

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Next Time You Try To Look Sexy, Flush The Toilet

Dead Rat Found in Seeds Pack in China

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Funny Faces of Tennis Players

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Funny Faces of Tennis Players

Cute Monkey

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Cute Monkey
It's a great pug costume.

Global Warming Explained by a Polar Bear

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Global Warming Explained by a Polar Bear
A lot of people say that global warming is a hoax.
What do you think?

How to Make a Girl Show Her Tits on Chatroulette.com

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Also See: Girls Refused to Show her Tits on Chatroulette, Poor Bird

Offensive 8-year-old Boy on Chatroulette

How to Make a Girl Show Her Tits on Chatroulette.com

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Google Search Suggestion About Some Countries

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Americans

Indians

Asians

Russians

April Fools' Practical Jokes & Pranks

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April Fools' Day has gotta be one of the best holidays. You get to play nasty pranks and practical jokes
on people - and get away with it!

Saran Wrap?
This is one of THE best tricks. First you put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream. It's funny, and messy, so if you don't take my advice and do it anyway, be ready to clean up the mess! EWW!!!

Got Milk?
If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful.

What's That in Your Apple?

For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on.

April Showers

If you have a sink with a sprayer, put a rubber band around the handle when nobody's looking. This automatically keeps the nozzle in spray-mode. Make sure the nozzle is pointing up and outward. The next person to use the sink will get a splash! Too funny!

Spare Change

This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.

One Sick Joke

Fill a hot water bottle with blended leftovers or even pea soup. Keep the bottle hidden under your shirt near your chest and make a trip to the cafeteria. Your friends need to be in on this prank. When the cafeteria is full, make a loud noise to attract attention, bend over the table and squeeze the bottle. Your sludge should spew out all over the table like you've just thrown up.

Look What I can Do!

Ask your victim, er.. friend to put a quarter on a piece of paper and, without removing their finger, trace the coin with a pencil. Repeat the "test" with a few fingers. After that's done, get the victim to pick up the quarter and roll it along the bridge of their nose. Then quietly snicker behind their back as they walk around with a black line along their nose. Don't use a permanent marker cuz that's not cool.

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Things I Like About COFFEE vs YOU

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Things I Like About COFFEE VS Things I Like About YOU

Donkey Mailbox [Funny Picture]

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Donkey Mailbox [Funny Picture]

You Dont Have To Be Naked To Have Fun

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You Dont Have To Be Naked To Have Fun

Man survives lightning hit

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A real video shoot of Robert getting hit by lightning.

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Funny Mafia Joke

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the ten million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and s says "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Foreign Signs

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In a Tokyo Hotel:: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel room:: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator:: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator:: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator:: Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel:: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
In a Hong Kong supermarket:: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:: Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
In an East African newspaper:: A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Vienna hotel:: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:: Teeth extrcted by the latest Methodists.
A translated sentence from a Russian chess book:: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
In a Rome laundry:: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:: Take one of our horse-driven city tours—we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In the window of a Swedish furrier:: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:: Stop: Drive Sideways.
In a Swiss mountain inn:: Special today—no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple:: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar:: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
At a Budapest zoo:: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor:: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel:: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop:: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:
English well talking. Here speeching American.

A Useful Tree

2010-03-21T23:33:00.001-05:00

Do you know what is inside this tree?

You Are Doing It Wrong

2010-03-20T13:30:00.001-05:00

Cute & Funny Animals

2010-03-20T13:24:00.001-05:00

Expert Dentist- New Teeth Are Fixed Here

2010-03-19T08:42:00.000-05:00

Do you need new teeth? We found a perfect solution for you. This guy can Fix your new teeth in no time. Don't worry he is an Expert Dentist.

A Hooker for $20

2010-03-19T08:38:00.000-05:00

A Hooker for $20

Funny Sign: A-Style

2010-03-19T08:36:00.000-05:00

It is good idea to look at the logo before finalizing it.

The Fact Of Life : Calender says WTF .......

2010-03-19T08:33:00.000-05:00

The Fact of LIFE: After Monday and Tuesday even the Calender says WTF .......

Popular Chinese Girl

2010-03-18T06:56:00.002-05:00

A Chinese girl desperately wanted to find a boyfriend.
On March 8th she wrote a note and posted it onto a special “wish wall” of the university:

“My name is Zhang Mengqian, a grade one student, and I think I am attractive, but strangely I can’t find a boyfriend. However I believe in destiny.
If you have the same wish, please come under my dormitory building and shout for my name in between 12:30 to 12:50 on March 11th, and I will observe you secretly up on the building.
If you’re my type, I’ll come down to meet you.”

But the university has ratio of male and female students as 25:1.
So there was a surprise waiting for her.
Take a look.

Source

How China Negotiates With Kidnappers

2010-03-18T06:48:00.001-05:00

They Don't

He Wishes That She was His Girl

2010-03-17T09:47:00.000-05:00

We can tell that his current girlfriend is not as good looking as this girl.

Never Miss An Opportunity

2010-03-17T09:44:00.002-05:00

Every man, in his early ages, learns not to miss an Opportunity regardless of the place and its situation.

BMW 740i Concept Model - Funny Picture

2010-03-17T09:40:00.000-05:00

BMW 740i Concept Model. The selling point for this model is that it is much cheaper than other BMW models.

Canadian Fan with Flag on his Hairy Chest

2010-03-17T09:36:00.000-05:00

Canadian Fan with Flag on his Hairy Chest. He is creative and wants to show his talent to rest of the World.

Side of the Bed

2010-03-17T09:34:00.000-05:00

Husband and Wife's Side of bed.

He Thinks He Is A Bad-ASS

2010-03-16T09:03:00.000-05:00

He Thinks he is Bad-ASS but we all know the truth

Taking Nap on Rickshaw

2010-03-16T08:46:00.000-05:00

They both works for a moving company in India. One sleeps, while other drives.

Lazy Dog Walk

2010-03-16T08:40:00.000-05:00

Laziest Way to Take your dog to walk in Winter.

Internet University - Social Media in One Classroom

2010-03-16T08:38:00.000-05:00

Internet University - Social Media in One Classroom

Do Not Stack The Boxs!

2010-03-15T13:39:00.000-05:00

Death by Fart, Be Afraid

2010-03-15T13:35:00.001-05:00

Reason To Not Tuck, Be Afraid.

The Red Neck Tank Top

2010-03-15T10:55:00.003-05:00

The Red Neck Tank Top made out of Men's Underwear. She is creative and wants to show her talent to the whole world.

What Will Apple Release After The iPad?

2010-03-13T21:07:00.008-06:00

2008 iPhone

2010 iPad

2012 iBoard

2014 iMat

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American Chopper by John Deer

2010-03-13T21:07:00.001-06:00

Burglar Joke - Jesus is watching!

2010-03-13T21:07:00.000-06:00

Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching!" Silence returned to the house so the burglar crept forward. "Jesus is watching!" the voice boomed again. The robber stopped dead in his tracks and looked all around. He spotted a parrot in a cage.

"Was that you?" asked the burglar?
"Yes," answered the parrot.
The criminal sighed in relief and asked, "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."